And the winner is:

Well, the winner is me, because Tristi decided the best way to begin was to not begin at all. (Perhaps she was giving me headstart?)

I got two of the bottom three correct (Tim and Lacey), and I correctly guessed the winner. This gives me a total of five points, as well as the title: King of Awesomeness.

Tristi gets the title: Queen of Not Making Any Predictions, and she has a total of zero points.